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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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lztybrn

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

badaxefamily

A lot of those incidents were with Wii Bowling, which to me implies that people didn’t so much forget to how to hold something, as they forgot they weren’t holding a bowling ball and weren’t in a bowling alley.

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southern-slayed:
“ fatale-distraction:
“ captainserenderpity:
“ trek-lover:
“ ithelpstodream:
“how to tip
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If you do this get the fuck off my blog
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Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that...
ithelpstodream

how to tip

trek-lover

If you do this get the fuck off my blog

captainserenderpity

Please understand that they gave a 33% tip, in cash instead of on a card, to increase the odds that the server could keep all of it.

fatale-distraction

What they mean by ‘taxation is theft’ is that servers are taxed on the ASSUMPTION that they will be tipped. If they don’t make those tips, they get taxed on them anyway. It is literally theft. By leaving cash and not writing it on the receipt, they’ve allowed the server the option of quietly slipping that 20 into their pocket and therefore not being taxed on it.

southern-slayed

Thank you…i wish more people knew this

churaghost
blinkyxx:
“ the-mighty-tor:
“ blakegdiamond:
“ easyvirgin:
“ happy Thursday the 20th
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I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
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next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
August...
easyvirgin

happy Thursday the 20th

blakegdiamond

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

the-mighty-tor

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

blinkyxx

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH EVERYONE